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		<title>Mayor Ford Finding It Increasingly Difficult To Deny He&#8217;s Insane.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mayor demands apology and 20 piece bucket of chicken.   After chasing reporter Daniel Dale away from not his property on Wednesday evening, the mayor has found himself having to defend his mental health.  &#8220;I am not mentally ill&#8221; the mayor insisted to reporters, &#8230; <a href="http://www.torontosatire.com/2012/05/03/mayor-ford-finding-it-increasingly-difficult-to-deny-hes-insane/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Mayor&#8217;s Strategy Of Not Funding Subways Fails.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I don&#8217;t know where the money will come from, but I will say this &#8211; subways.  Subways, subways, subways.&#8221;   After managing to get the vote on LRT versus Subways delayed until Thursday, the mayor and his allies held a late night meeting to &#8230; <a href="http://www.torontosatire.com/2012/03/23/mayors-strategy-of-not-funding-subways-fails/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Mayor Ford Positive That Australian TTC Chief Will Support Subways.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Well, he comes from a land down under.&#8221;   Mayor Ford came forward yesterday to announce that he fully supports the firing of TTC manager Gary Webster by the Transit board.  &#8220;It&#8217;s time for some new blood&#8221; he told reporters.  &#8220;Mr. Byford &#8230; <a href="http://www.torontosatire.com/2012/02/23/mayor-ford-positive-that-australian-ttc-chief-will-support-subways/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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